An idea...

Plan 6:

Spend more than 5 seconds drawing the graphics for your flash animation. Girls love guys who don't drawn squiggly crap.

Well, where do we start?

Saddest Day of Your LIfe = When that chick dumped you
Saddest Day of My LIfe = Having to watch "Saddest Day of My Life"

Maybe she left you because you were only able to speak in text that floated above your head. Or maybe it was because you sat on the side of the road and rubbed your head in the same spot for over 5 minutes. Or maybe it was because, every where you went, a strange cloud of Phil Collins music followed you.

I would suggest that your next Flash include more of a plot, more action, and less Phil Collins.

Ironic...

Ironic... I found this flash by searching for "Best Flash Ever."